"It seems the iPad 2, or the iPad with a camera and FaceTime, could be here in time for Christmas following reports that it’s in the “advanced” testing stage."
What this means:
Apple are releasing a new iPad even though the initial concept was crap and the only people who bought them were macfags who would buy a larger piece of my crap if I stamped an apple logo on it. The "new" iPad is going to have a slightly bigger memory (not impressive seeming as it has a shit memory in the first place), a camera......... (seems to be a favorite technique of apple to release a "new" product when it simply has curved edges and a poor 0.3 megapixel camera on it) and Facetime the ultimate piece of shitness that is. Facetime is released by apple first on the new iphone they advertise it as if they have invented video calls which have been around since apple were making shitty coloured desktops, secondly this is not actually a voicecall both people must have wifi access and this isn't always available. And finally to add insult to injury this shitty feature requires both users to have a iPhone4 or in this case iPad2. In all it is another shit small alteration to the design that will lead to apple making millions more sales and in turn profit. Try not to rage to much.
Monday, 13 September 2010
After the appalling failure of the iphone 4 but yet massive sales and profits from a bunch of mentally retarded gays that would buy a pile of my shit if I stamped the apple logo on, Apple have decided to move onto developing the iphone 5 an item that will only be slightly less shit then the previous version but yet will make millions of retards throw away their similarly shit old iphones to get the new one.